HEY NORM I'VE GOT A SOLUTION TO YOUR GAS PROBLEM!

SO SIMPLE SIMON..ER Norm reads this tidbutt in the paper:

He actually belives what that big rag from dorchester is allowed to publish. what he doesn't realize is that the supermarket tabloids are produced by the same staff

Then the poor misguided sole feels to share with his friends the fact that some paper said the price of gas went down a whole dime..OH BOY< now I can go to the movies..all by myself=== Name that movie quote and I really will buy you a movie ticket

From: norman s.- rnartss@_____
Sent: Tue 9/5/2006 6:52 PM
To: R, R K,M.D.; H, E C.; pcl.tex@.com; spinnglo@.com
Subject: Mass. gas prices down a dime a gallon for second straight week

SO, DO YOU SUPPOSE GAS PRICES WILL CONTINUE TO GO DOWN UNTIL AFTER THE ELECTIONS!- NORM

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The following appeared on Boston.com:
Headline: Mass. gas prices down a dime a gallon for second straight week
Date: September 5, 2006

"Gas prices in Massachusetts fell to $2.76 per gallon on Tuesday,
marking the second consecutive week the statewide average has fallen by
10 cents, according to a survey by AAA of Southern New England."
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AND SO, I MUST RESPOND IN MY OWN MANNER...
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My dear simplton,

Let me explain so that a cottage cheese eating, tree hugging, hemp wearing, pro-gun control, abortion lovin and anti big business, anti-federalalist power, pro-states , I want my MTV, free healthcare, peace lovin, flag wearing hippy freak like yourself will understand
When ever that draft dodgers enclave on morrisey blvd, begins to house more than two misguided souls who have more hours under the influence of illicit substances than not, you have got a problem. These 'free speech' provincetown vacationing boyz and girlz ( and they are more like the boys than they are) immediately begin to spout conspiracy, and blackmail scenarios in the guise of 'fair reporting'. No rational mind will ever be interested in knowing that we (the world that is) have passed our peak oil production more than a decade ago.

Gas, as any commodity in a free market economy will fluctuate, and these minor depressions in consumer costs will of course be associated with a political conspiracy to engender votes. I''m sure it's your patchouli fumes that have addled your grey matter to a point of limiting your ability to think independantly. Don't believe what is placed in front out you via the mass media BIG MOMENT OF TRUTH FOR YA HERE NORM..ARE YA SITTING DOWN? GOOD, HERE IT IS: THE MEDIA LIES TO US. YES, GO AHEAD, CRY, STAMP YOUR FEET, RENT YOUR CLOTHING, CALL A LAWYER (ANOTHER PACK OF LIARS IF YOU ASK ME) Oh by the way-Ten cents here or there is not going to matter.

We will,however, be telling our grandchildren about the time grandma had to pay a paltry $33.00/gal for gas and was glad to get it.
And do listen to those talking heads on tv with the nasal trupmpets up their butts about glogal warming- I a crock. Trust me Norm- the military/industrial/energy complex will not let anything stand in the way of increased consumption.

Suck it up. Whip out that mastercard (debt is something for the next generation to pay) and pump your suv full..it won't be long before it's a planter on the front lawn anyways.....and we're paddling our kids to school.

As always Norm,
It's been a pleasure besmirching you good intentions with fact....e.